February 2012
520 posts
The talk don’t match the leather, The swag don’t match the sweaters, And wolves...
– Pusha T (via jetliferodrigo)
i do it for the booty.
the-white-mans-struggle:
I regret the fact that I wasted a good chunk of my teenage years on the internet.
if you’re the type of person who does that, what else would you be doing? like imagine this is 92 and dial-up is still the shit and it’s not all progressive like today. it would’ve been like street fighter II or some shit you were doing.
i just want a fucking '89 Supra with tee tops.
so i can mod that bitch out like it was made for ‘12.
one time....
i was sippin’ on a little too much syrup at a bar on Uranus, and i ended up getting into a violent exchange with a fellow bar hopper and i had to wet that guy on the spot. so they put the best detectives in the galaxy out on my ass.
it was at this point that i pulled all of my funds out of a bank on Jupiter and decided to go on the lam. my past eventually caught up with me somewhere on...
i'd like to pitch a show for HGTV
that’s like Cribs, but instead of going to superstar homes they go to normal peoples’ homes.
people would watch that. it’s just like every show people say they aren’t going to watch, but then they do.
people love watching normal people do normal shit. you wouldn’t watch a show where they go into a trailer in Alabama? or a trap house in Georgia? or some shack in a...
Hot in Cleveland is still a show?
how is Betty White still gettin all this play?
Hollywood is merciful.
redsuspenders:
Girls you don’t need clothes, you’re already beautiful! <3 lol (:
love,
God
"8 minutes? that's bad right?"